Queuing Simulator

If you got here you've successfully queued for a long time (or found the link at the bottom of the page). I'm sad to say that the queue was however a fabrication - there was no real "queue", just a digital barrier between you and the content of this website.

Since it's #CyberMonday, I decided to create a queueing simulator to reproduce the experience found at Curry's website:

I hope you have enjoyed the rush of emotions that thousands have felt throughout this weekend, not only the bouts of compulsive consumerism and herd behaviour that were experienced on the temples of capitalism, but also authentic feelings on the digital realm.

You can queue all you want here